Dude! Where’s My Princess?

Book 1: Goblin Slayer

“Arwin had been driving along, and everything had been normal. Until he’d taken that side road and nearly run into a pink dragon.”

When life knocks you down, sometimes the best thing to do is to pick yourself up and head in a completely different direction. Because happiness isn’t a single destination; it’s about the journey. And the friends we make along the way.

Arwin swerves off the road to avoid a dragon and ends up in another world. It’s exactly the change of scenery he needs.

He meets Yaz, a talking skeleton on an epic quest. Together, they set off to find a long-lost princess, the former knight’s great love, who was magically imprisoned hundreds of years ago by an evil necromancer, the same man who cursed Yaz into undeath.

Their first destination is the remote castle of the legendary, evil Dark Enchantress in the eerie Swamp of Spiders. But getting there won’t be easy. There are regions filled with dangerous puns and magic, a revolution to assist, forest nymphs, and a whole tribe of ugly green goblins standing in their way. 

Dude, it’s gonna be fun.

• Prologue (free when you sign up for the newsletter)
• Book 1: Goblin Slayer
• Book 2: The Dark Enchantress (releases June 1, 2026)
• Book 3: The Enchanted Forest (Releases July 1, 2026)
• Book 4: The Princess & the Lich (Releases Aug 1, 2026)
• Bonus Content (Mature) (available in the Shop)

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