Dude! Where’s My Princess?
Ever been in love? Arwin had that! Then he found out she was cheating on him. Ouch. Reeling from the blow, he’s out for a drive one day and ends up in another world!
He meets Yaz, a talking skeleton knight on an epic quest. Together, they set off to find a long-lost princess, the knight’s first great love, who was magically imprisoned hundreds of years ago by an evil necromancer, the same man who cursed Yaz into undeath.
It won’t be easy. Goblins, ogres, and dragons await. Things take a turn for the really terrible when they accidentally revive the old necromancer and transform him into a powerful lich. Doh!
The only person who might be powerful enough to help them is the legendarily evil Dark Enchantress. But when she and Arwin meet, sparks fly. Literally. Would you risk your heart falling for someone who could turn you into a toad?
Inspired by Xanth, Magic Kingdom for Sale, and The Hitchhiker’s Guide.
WHAT TO EXPECT
- classic fantasy quest adventure
- comedy and puns
- friendship and romance
- upbeat tale
Genre
This fantasy universe was inspired by the unique and brilliant works of Piers Anthony, whose pun-based adventures take place in the awesome world of Xanth. (Go read his books!) Other influences include Magic Kingdom for Sale by Terry Brooks and Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams.
The world of Heartstone includes some silly comedy, fun adventure, and romance. And, if we’re lucky, there’s a kernel or two of intriguing wisdom lurking within the pages.
Art
Arwin and Orchid
Kitsune
Orchid, Arwin, Yaz, Melina